Sunday, November 29, 2009

What am I talking about?

Last night I said something that didn't make sense. And I wanted to remember it, so I texted it to my friend. This is what happened.

Josie: In Buddy they get a new Gorilla and he wont leave her forever…

Laura: Dude! I know!

Josie: Ya, it was intensive. I cried.

Laura: I bought all 6 novels

Josie: Really? I’m still saving up. 285 dollars is a little pricey for meh. But so worth it. And the part where the fruit loops ‘gay cheerios” come and have thanksgiving with the Gorilla, it was awaying.

Laura: 285 is nothing compared to what your getting. It’s so worth it. And the stories are so thrilling I usually wet the bed.

Josie: I know! I usually end up spilling my coconuts all over. But it’s still worth is.

Laura: Whoa. Chill with the coconuts already.

Josie: Okay, I guess that was too personal. (Awkward pause) um, so did you read the other book….

Laura: Oy with the poodles already! I just finished it Sunday.

Josie: I know. And the lampshades. What was your favourite part?

Laura: The part where the cheese is on broadway.

Josie: That was an amazing part. But I liked when the abacu Zombie was corrupting the popsicle lovers with the basket weaver.

Laura: It was so symbolic. Dude. My two favorite things. Zombies and baskets. No pun intended. But I gota say, my ultimate favorite was when the owl and the American flag got married.

Josie: I know. And where the sunling cupboards finally have an oven. I almost went rigid.

Laura: They’ve wanted one for so long! I cried.

Josie: Wow. I love that book.

Laura: I’m framing it and putting it on my wall.

Josie: I bought 2 each of the books and I keep them in an airtight container under my bed.

Laura: I’m sure the boogie monster appreciates it. He does enjoy reading.
Josie: Oh ya. Sometimes I hear him crying.

Laura: He probably spills his coconuts too.

Josie: All the time. And he leaves other childrens’ remains under my bed.

Laura: Gross. He should get a maid.

Josie: That’s me. He pays me 8 twinkies a feather.

Laura: Dude! That’s an amazing deal. Stick with it.

Josie: oh I will. And he lets me keep all the loose change and children. And then I sell them.

Laura: ooh! Good plan. White slavery is a good business opportunity

I still don't really know what we were talking about. But It was entertaining.

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Today, I didn't know what to blog about. And, I still don't.
Okay, now I might have an idea.
I have 3 things that I would want to be when I grow up. None of them are dreams, they are really what I want to be when I grow up. Not all of them, just one, maybe two. By the way, these aren't going to be in the order of what I want to be most, they are just in an order.
One. A Special Agent. I wanted it to be for the CIA, because, that's more international. But, they have to do some stuff, that I don't want to do. Besides killing. So I am thinking the FBI. One of my cousins (second cousin, but I don't really care. She's as close as my cousin's) and I were looking up the fitness test to be a FBI Special Agent. I would want to get between the 10's and 5's in everything.

Scoring Scale for One-Minute Sit-Ups
Score Female Range
-2 29 and below
0 30-34
1 35-36
2 37-40
3 41-42
4 43-46
5 47-48
6 49-50
7 51-52
8 53-54
9 55-56

We didn't try sit ups, but I can do at least 40, but not in a minute...

Scoring Scale for Timed 300-Meter Sprint (in seconds)
Score Female Range
-2 67.5 and over
0 67.4-65.0
1 64.9-62.5
2 62.4-60.0
3 59.9-57.5
4 57.4-56.0
5 55.9-54.0
6 53.9-53.0
7 52.9-52.0
8 51.9-51.0
9 50.9-50.0
10 49.9 and below
10 57 and over

We sprinted 150-200 in 30.00 seconds. Need to work on that.

Scoring Scale for Push-Ups (untimed)

Score Female Range
-2 4 and below
0 5-13
1 14-18
2 19-21
3 22-26
4 27-29
5 30-32
6 33-35
7 36-38
8 39-41
9 42-44
10 45 and over

The most I ever did was 38, but I can't do that all the time. Every night, and almost every morning I do 20 push ups.

Scoring Scale for 1.5 Mile Run (in minutes:seconds)

Score Female Range
-2 15:00 and over
0 14:59-14:00
1 13:59-13:35
2 13:34-13:00
3 12:59-12:30
4 12:29-11:57
5 11:56-11:35
6 11:34-11:15
7 11:14-11:06
8 11:05-10:45
9 10:44-10:35
10 10:34 and below

I can run one mile in 9:47. But I sprinted the first lap of 4 and got 1:34. So If I don't sprint at all, I can do better. But, it's a mile and a half, so it'll be harder.
Also, apparently the FBI really likes Mormans, because, they already have good standards. And they respect the fact that women want to have families.
Two. An Actress. Not for the fame and glory. Nope. But for my joy of making movies. Do you want to sit around for 6 hours doing the exact same thing? No? I, personally, love it! I love the way everything fits together. I just love pretty much the whole process. The only part I don't really like is auditioning. That part scares me so bad. After I get a part, I am really good, but, auditioning for a bunch of people I don't know. Kinda scary.
I also want to be a good role model for girls. We have really really bad role models. I want them to know, that there can be good girls who can have a successful careers without having to be bad.
I would also want to give to charity. I know that everyone says that. But seriously. I would! When I was like 7 or something, I gave all of my money to the kids in Tijuana. All of it! And I would want to try and do it discreetly, not like "look at me! I am such a good person! I am adopting kids, and giving to the poor!" I do want to adopt maybe one or two kids. Not to be a saint, but just because, they are so darn cute!
I love acting for the sake of acting. Plays, not so much. I still do, but I like movies more. I have been an extra in 3 movies. Taking Five, Turn Around, and Santa Claus. One is a disney channel movie, the others are Church movies. I know it's not that great of a resume, but, It's pretty good for me. Once I get an Agent (not a special Agent), and take some acting lessons, then I can start getting more roles. (If you want to donate to me getting acting lessons, just contact me at... no, I'm kidding. But you if want, you can.)
I am (hopefully) going to go to UVU next year, and I can start taking their Film classes, and learn even more! yay!
Three A world Geography/ Civ. teacher. Or and Arabic teacher. ( I don't have as much to write, because, it's late, and I need to study for my French quiz tomorrow. And, I haven't researched this as much.) I loved The World Geography and Civ stuff. And I was extremely good at it. For some reason, it just all makes sense too me. In my class last year, I could pass the class with just my bonus points.
With Arabic, I think it's cool, and I guess I have a good accent. And when you are learning a language, it really helps me at least, if they have a good accent, because, I do everything by ear.
This is all I want to write right now.

Monday, November 09, 2009

Rebelling against Twilight

First. Sorry in advance for the sloppiness of this post. I was sleepy.

The second movie in the Twilight series is coming out on the 20th. I am going. I don't exactly want to go. Actually. I am rather opposed to the whole thing. But, as part of my friends birthday present, I am going to it.
*I hate the cast. I mean I HATE the cast. I only like one character. The main actress has no emotions. And the main actor is ugly and annoying, and is kinda over dramatic. They picked a brunette actress who looks really pretty when she smiles, to play a blonde 'cold hearted' girl. Jasper was good, but, he looks constipated half the time. The only good choice they made was Alice.
Watching the movie, ruined the book for me. They are no longer my characters, but the actors and actresses from the cheesey movie.

So, I couldn't find how to make it look pretty. So it is very confusing and I am dreadfully sorry. The order on the first list suppose to go Bella, Edward, Rosalie, Emmett, Alice, Jasper, Carlisle, and Esme. Mine goes, Bella, No Edward (could find one I liked), Rosalie, Emmett, Original Alice, Jasper, Carlisle, and Esme. So good luck. If you have a question leave a comment about it. And, you should just comment anyway. Oh and There is no Edward, and Alice is the same.
So, I have decided that I dislike blogger, and I can't get my stupid pictures looking good. Again sorry for the confusion. My list starts after the lady with brown hair and brown eyes, and a guy is on her left. The girl down from her is 'bella'
By they way, these aren't the exact way I imagined them, but close. The first list is the real people. all 8 (9 because Rosalie is on twice.) The Second list is mine. I just wanted to clarify, because, it was confusing me while I was proof reading it. Sad eh? Remember, first list= real. Second list = Josie's
Also, there is a gap in between lists

* I know that the characters all depend on who's imagination it is. These are just my opinions. Please don't judge me. I'm sorry if I offended you, but I did not make you read this. This is my own personal judgment. Thanks!