Josie and her Pussy Cats: October 2008

Ahh, lovely Science

So Clayton and I did a lot in Science, like this:

The Book of Kutchi

Chapter One

1. And behold Fattima died.
2. Ye there was much rejoicing in the land with the; Llamas, and the Gorillas, and the great Ducks, and the fuzzy peaches, and the platypuses, and the frozen bubbles, and the wind, and the mammoths.
3. And lo, the Great Sham was done, and the place which was called SHAT was to be burned by fire falling from the heavens.
4. And thus the dwarves and all small people were thrust down through the ground to burn in the flames of HEAT.
5. And they burned. And the great Llama summoned upon their beaten souls and whilst they burned, yea, they were also saved.
6. Yea, the great Llama spoke unto them, saying "Yea! I have not seen thy greatness as ye are so short, and stubby. But if ye drinketh of this blended shoe, ye shall be whole, and tall, yea ye shall even keep thine long beards. Yet ye shall no longer be known as dwarves, but as Gnomes. And peace be with the forces of thine buttocks.
7. Yea the smoldering smalls climbed out of the ground, and the Great Llama held before them the blended shoe and they did drink of it.
8. Yea and their feet grew even did their bodies, yet their beards were too small. Yea behold even did the blended shoe work, and the dwarves were now called Gnomes.
9. And the forces of their buttocks were peaceful.
10. Yet behold they were enraged, for they now had only small beards and they sought out the Great Llama, for they wanted to eat his internal organs.
11.Yet the enraged Gnomes could not findeth the Great Llama, as he had run away with the Mighty Unicorns and Lord Pip the chipmunk ran with them.
12. Lo and Behold the Gnomes shrugged and skipped along their merry way to find great food and riches. Amen.

Chapter two

1. And the Great Llama took the bread from the tree and behold as he was about to bite into the succulent food, it fell, and the deer pranced over the sacred bread leaving it with holes and as Great Llama picked it up a horde of bees came and with their honey and they sweetened the bread. And the Great Llama looked down upon it and said "I shall call ye Waffle."
2. Behold as Gnomes skipped along their merry way, Lord Pip the chipmunk let out a long peaceful force from his buttocks, in which killed the colorful butterflies, thus creating the moth.
3. And as the moths flew, so did the wind rush around them and five of them returned to butterflies, and were to be call the Five Makers of the butterfly race and they are to create the newest of the butterflies.
3.Then Lord Pip’s brother, Chip then let out a powerful force that was not so peaceful, yea he even did fly unto the sky and did spring wings, and thus the flying squirrel was born.
4. Thus ending the pants' light

And this:

Oh we did not come up with 2 of them our friends did, they are number 3 and 23.

1. Alfamuhrize- to put colors in order (al-fuh-muh-ryize)
2. Chei- The (chi)
3. Eekayashling- the number… (eek-a-yash-ling)
4. Frumchwa- beverage (fruhm-chwa)
5. Fubiwaska- All aminals (Fub-ee-wah-skah)
6. Happanish- Famous (hap-an-ish)
7. Hatby- Away (hot-bye)
8. Hihmuchwahoon- Woodpecker (hi-much-wah-hoon)
9. Horky- To Eat (hor-kee)
10. Joppy- Movie/DVD (Jop-ee)
11. Jorhokbadon- My Name is… (jor-hock-buh-dawn)
12. Lavadter- Evil (Lava-dher)
13. Litchwing- food (Lit-chwing)
14. Mai- I (my)
15. Mingchoi- Curse (meeng-choy)
16. Moanichacha- boring/dull (moan-ee-cha-cha)
17. Naitcha- Run (nyt-cha)
18. Nibibleak- a good time (nib-ee-bleek)
19. Nopt- Yes (nawpt)
20. Panquak-Friends (pan-quack)
21. Qwofa- amazing/fun (Kwah-fah)
22. Samphort- Family (Sam-port)
23. Sardou- slut (sair-do)
24. Squahishbish- Teacher (squah-hish-bish)
25. Squakyish- To Squeak (sqwak-ee-ish)or(sqwak-ish
26. Storacowawafus- school (store-a-cow-a-wa-fus)
27. Thorquad- exciting/funny/weird (thor-kwahd)
28. Toomra- From (tomb-rah)
29. Ventico- sibling/bother/sister (vent-ee-co)
30. Wafoo- Magic (Wah-foo)
31. Wharpus- Vacation (War-pus)
32. Woobychoo- Hate (woo-be-chew)
33. Yabishtube- Computer (yah-bish-toob)
34. Yept- No (yep-t)
35. Yoor-You (yoo-r)
36. Zanfire- We/us (zane-fire)
37. Zembrable- fool/jerkface (Zem-bruh-bul)

Yep. There is a new post below this one, just to let you know. You should read it.

And another odd situation....these seem to be very common

So, today during Etime, I went with Clayton to take a test in science. But he didn't need to take it, so we decided to just sit and talk. This kid was in the class because he couldn't go to another class for remediation. So he asked if we would talk with him. We didn't really want to, because we had spoken to him before, and he seemed a little too weird. He still is.... We talked for two seconds about how he just moved here and needs to make more friends. Since he decided we were going to be his "friends" he said " You guys deserve to know...Do you guys believe in Vampires? Cause I'm Half." I almost burst out laughing as soon as he said that, Clayton too. He proceeded to tell us that he was 128 years old, he saw the first atomic bomb go off, because it was really bright, and as you all know, Vampires are affected by the light. All so he can read minds, and he doesn't need to smell (okay, thats kinda weird by itself) because he can see peoples emotions, and how he shape shifts, but it takes 10 snack packs, which are apparently blood. Oh and AB- is his favourite type of blood. its like Champagne compared to water, i don't know how he would know that but... when he is hungry his eyes dilate, he could also prove this to us, and asked if there was anyone we wanted him to take care of, and he would bit them right there. he also showed us his human strength, but not his "Vampire" strength, and a whole bunch of other stuff that i can't remember. Clayton and I could not keep a straight face. He also told us that we could not tell anyone about him, with out his permission, and if we did he would have to hunt us down and turn us over to the council...HA! We told our friends as soon as he left, which was kinda mean, but, it was so funny!!!

Yet another odd situation

So this one did not happen today, it happened a little while ago.
So I was at my ward party. I was kind of bored, because no one was really doing anything. Then all the coolish guys in the ward started playing Frisbee. So I joined in. No one would pass to me, which kinda bothered me, but it didn't really matter. I paused to take a breather. I looked at everyone playing. Then I looked out to where people where; watching, eating, talking,etc. I ran up to my brother, David, and asked "I am the only girl playing?" Dave replied "Ya, but that's why all the guys like you." I didn't belive him (although I may start soon...) So I said "Ya Right." and I ran off to go get the Frisbee.
David later told me that after I ran off, the cutest guy in the ward said "Ya, that, and she's hot."
Totally blew my mind!

And another

My friends are convinced that a good boy friend, likes me. I don't know if i belive them, i mean come on, he only yells across the room to tell me hi, and asks me to sit by him, and comes over and sits by me, but, he might like me, might not, to tell you the truth, i don't really care. But I told someone in my ward, because she knows him. Anyway she said "Josie, he doesn't like you, he just flirts with everyone." Oh i forgot to mention, she likes him. Anyway, I don't really care if he likes me. Its just kinda funny.

2 second blog post

So, the funniest/awkward/kinda in a creepy way sweetest thing happened to me today at school. It was like 10 minutes after school got out, so just about everyone had left. My friend, Clayton, and I were discussing if we should go ask a teacher if they would accept our friend request on facebook... I saw this kid walk by, then turn and look at us. I though he was looking at Clayton because is is like 6'2. But I don't think he was. Clayton walked over to open the teacher's door (we chickened out by the way), and the kid walked back over to me and said " you look pretty today." And I asked the dumbest question ever. "Who, me?" Well, obviously, no other girls were around! And he said "Yeah." So I said "Uh, Thanks." and he said, "Well, see you."
Luckily Clayton didn't burst out laughing until he was out the double doors and a little ways up the hill. It was a very interesting experience. Although I do give that kid some credit, not every guy...scratch that. Hardly ANY guy does that.

hanging with Jessica

So on Sunday I went to sleepover at Jessica's house. It was quite fun! we stayed up till about 3 in the morning and woke up at 10ish. Then we walked down to the post office to mail a poster to one of Jessica's friends, but we didn't know how so we went back and ask Auntie Sarah how to do it. So we walked back and mailed the poster with a turquoise marker. Then we went back home. but we got bored, so we went for a drive, of course with the top down, because, as Jessica put it, "it would be a sin not to, on a day like this". We went to Sonic, because it was happy hour, so the Slurpee's were half price. Then we went to the store and bought bread, to feed the ducks. We went to liberty park and gave them all our bread. But we shared with different families that came on the dock. Then We went to Wal-Mart. And then we went home. the whole trip lasted about 5-6 hours. But yeah... now for some pictures that we took on her Mac computer!

Island Project

So In World Geography we had to create an Island. It had to have a theme, the coordinates and a whole lot of other stuff. My Island did not have a theme, which made it way more believable. My Island is called Palongo. It is located at 100 E 30 S, about 785 miles away form Perth Australia . Here is the National Anthem (to the tune of Oh Canada so everyone can sing along):

Oh Palongo
Our lovely Island home
We will stay here
And never ever roam
With happy hearts
We see thee grow
Our Island home so free
from North and South
And East and West
We welcome all to thee
Oh Palongo
Beautiful home
We will be true
We will be true to thee
Oh Palongo
We're ever true to thee

Yep so that it. The main cities are ( i admit sadly) all from Actor names or from Chuck...or both. I only have 4 Cities though. They are Aishwarya, Abhishek, Strzechowski, and Bartowski. Oh and the harbour is called Baldwin Harbour. Aishwarya and Abhishek are basically my favourite Bollywood actors. Aishwarya is my all time favourite actress though. And then Bartowski is the main characters last name on Chuck, his name is Chuck Bartowski. I could have named in Levi or Pugh, but I didn't really want too name them that. The actor that plays Chuck is named Zachary Levi, but is real last name is Pugh. I don't know why he didn't put his last name...yet.The other city is Strzechowski. It's from the actress who plays Sarah on Chuck. Her name is Yvonne Strahovski (Strzechowski) she spelled it differently so Americans could pronounce her name. Then Baldwin Harbour which came from Adam Baldwin who plays Casey on Chuck. Baldwin kinda is just a normalish name, so I put it as the Harbour.

So ya. I can write more on it when I get my papers back form being graded